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gh0stpixie:

Cosmo Tip 5437:
Secretly use super glue instead of lube so you can be together forever

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Aug 22, 2014 / 1 note

nyctra:

My parents are watching a movie that was filmed in my area and they started laughing and I guess they were laughing because this lady was fishing in the river where we take baths sometimes when our well runs dry.

Aug 22, 2014 / 274,476 notes

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kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

damn

Where does Marvel FIND these people?

Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”

surprisingly well done

reblogging for the jeremy and chris comment omfg

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Aug 22, 2014 / 465,083 notes

holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

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Aug 22, 2014 / 19,558 notes

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

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Aug 22, 2014 / 27,169 notes
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pit-brony:

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agrabahprincess:

"Made ya look!"

I have never hit ‘reblog’ so fast in my life.

Got me everytime!]

Everyone needs this on their blog

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Aug 22, 2014 / 478,890 notes

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abbysetcetera:

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. 

and mixing them with vodka

At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.

And then regretting your decisions the next morning.

Because you have to work.

and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.

and vodka

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